The New and Unworn Clothing That Haunts Your Closet

Are you better or worse than the British ladies who own “22 outfits” worth of unworn clothing? That’s £285 (about $455) worth of purchased but never worn clothes. I’ll just say I exceed this number but refuse to do the math because the extent to which I exceed it is not something I want to think about now, or ever.

Not sure how the “22 outfits” rubric was determined, either, because paisley velvet minidresses don’t really go with multi-tone Keds (or anything, apparently), but I guess that doesn’t matter. Maybe this can be some kind of sister-party to the Ugly Holiday Sweater parties: “Clothes You’ve Never Worn Before” parties. Not actually a terrible idea. (First World Problems, etc.) What would you wear to this party?