Spot the Differences Between 1990s Barbie and 2000s Barbie

1. Her back is more arched.

2. She has a head.

3. She dyed her underwear flesh-colored.

4. She got bikini-cut underwear instead of the hi-rise ones. (What are those called, thigh-cut?)

5. Her butt is cuter.

6. Her ribcage deflated.

7. Her torso seems slightly shorter?

8. She’s older.

9. She thinks more about death.

10. She is closer to death, though, no matter when it happens. Every moment is closer than the last.