She Can’t Be an Alcoholic If She Only Drinks Perfume

Had too much wine but also want more wine? Enjoy it in secret from this bottle of perfume that’s actually another bottle of wine. It’s 100% Tempranillo, and retails for about $32. Splash some on your neck and wrists for authenticity. “Why is it so red?” your friends will ask. “Why is it so red?” you’ll say back to them in a high-pitched voice.