Most Marital Fights Can Be Traced Back to the Bathroom, Apparently

According to a study conducted by the British company BetterBathrooms, we fight with our significant others 312 times a year, usually on Thursdays around 8 p.m., and frequently because we have not yet mastered how to use the toilet. That’s, of course, if these two lists are to be believed, which I hope they’re not, although they do ring sadly true.

(OK, but it’s wasteful to start a whole new tissue each time, though. And the bins are usually too full to fit them in the trash, anyway, so … )