Man Has a Freaky Secret in His Underwear, and It Is a Fake Penis

We’re keeping it classy today. Do you know what’s in this strangely short-torsoed man’s underwear? A fake penis, as it says in the headline. (But the torso — what’s actually going on? The belly button is so high, and then that whole area is blurry. Is he like 15 inches tall?) OK, but the fake penis. Let’s take a closer, somewhat NSFW look.

Why not. The Andrew Christian Shock Jock Flirt Brief, which comes in both black and white, is available online starting at $29.