J. Lo’s Sad New Single, “On the Floor”
Oh no, girl! It sounds like you’re ripping off Ke$ha (specifically, the “don’t stop” part)! And then the rest of the song sounds like you picked up scraps left on the floor — like if pop music were a hair salon, and all the other big songs of the past year left clumps of their own hair on the floor, it sounds like you went and collected the clumps after hours in a sad little basket and then braided them into this bummer of a song. Remember “Waiting for Tonight”?