Is Jessica Simpson’s Secret Unreleased Workout Video The Ring?

Apparently Jessica Simpson filmed a workout video six years ago but went to court to make sure it never got released. The tape now has a new owner, however, and he’s threatening to finally release it, claiming that the “recent judgment in favor of Jessica Simpson is moot and has no teeth,” and that he believes he “can distribute the new video from California.” What?

But mostly oh no, get out of California!

Anyway, you guys, I found a cool video online. It’s kinda weird, but I wanted to show it to you. Will you come watch it with me? I wanted to know if you’d come over and watch it with me. Just tell me, although I don’t care either way. But I do think you’ll like it. : )