How Many Kinds of Bird Sh*t Did They Have to Put on Their Faces Before They Found the One That…
How Many Kinds of Bird Sh*t Did They Have to Put on Their Faces Before They Found the One That “Worked”?
There is a facial called the Bird Poop Facial that you can get in New York and London, and which costs $180. Its magic ingredient is nightingale excrement, an exfoliant that apparently gives skin “a healthy shine.”
Which makes you wonder: How did they settle on nightingale excrement? Is there a room somewhere full of women with different kinds of bird shit on their faces? “Ooh, look at this one,” “That one’s gorgeous, what about this one?” “Oh my god I love it!” Their skin and hands crusted in months of buildup, birds swooping and shrieking around them.