Blueberry or Human Eyeball?

Quick: This item was found in a bag of sliced watermelon. Which do you think it is? Although it’s the size and color of a blueberry, it could just as easily be a human eyeball, as a Toronto mother immediately assumed when she saw it slide out of her food.

(It is a blueberry. As always, The Hairpin remains committed to bringing you the most important news of the day.)