Achieve Inner Peace

Do you hate yourself? (Sly smile, slow nod.) Instead of making crazy resolutions about being better or losing weight or whatever it is, just let the hateful thoughts float into and out of you “like passing clouds.”

What are some other things that float into and out of you and also help with self-hatred? Ghosts. Alcohol. Smoke. Sex with the poorly endowed? Haha. I don’t know. Aaand I’ll draw this one to a close.