The Year in Strangely Upsetting Celebrity Breakups
ONTD has a remarkably comprehensive roundup of celebrity breakups/divorces from this year, if you’re into that kind of thing. Which ones made you sad? (ADMIT IT!) I won’t lie, the Michael C. Hall/Jennifer Carpenter divorce announcement last night bums me out. Also when I heard about Courteney Cox and David Arquette a couple months ago I made an involuntary noise and then said, to no one in particular, “Oh my god you guys!!!?”
But good news, suggests the Telegraph, because “Could Divorce Actually Be Good for You?” Oops, the answer is actually no, nope, definitely not, and, to paraphrase, “it will make you die.” So, get married, cheat on each other, work it out, have babies, and only get divorced if you have someone else good to marry. Life is FUN. Eat, pray, ❤.