The Pantone Honeysuckle Visa Card

Good news: Now you can buy honeysuckle-colored things — that’d be the official Pantone Color of 2011 — with a honeysuckle-colored credit card! Phew!

As a bonus, the card will communicate to others that you are “vibrant, energetic, [and] captivating,” which you are, of course, because who else would choose a honeysuckle-colored credit card? Not some jerk. No, only a captivating individual would make such a bold statement with her credit card.

Ahh this inexplicably kills me.