The Insane Story of Thora Birch’s Firing From Dracula

“The director, Paul Alexander, said … Ms. Birch was fired because her father, Jack, had threatened another actor during a rehearsal on Thursday night.” What’s your favorite part of this crazed tale of how and why Thora Birch was fired from Dracula?

Update: Remember when Thora’s dad demanded to watch her film that sex scene?