Tales From Sex Ed Class

by Liz Colville

The new tumblr Bad Sex Ed takes submissions of your tales from sex ed class, and reveals what a wonderful world this truly is when a teacher’s pontificating can end up defining, but let us hope not, what a person knows about the birds and the bees. Some excerpts:

“Those people at Planned Parenthood will poke holes in condoms. Abortions make them more money!”

“…rimming is anal/oral contact. You should never do that, only sick people do.”

My (very Catholic) sex ed teacher told us that she “couldn’t guarantee that oral sex wouldn’t result in pregnancy” because “there’s just no telling what could happen in there.”

It might be fun!

“You know that song ‘Slow Hand’? Do that. That’s what girls like. Take your time. That’s all I’m going to say about that.”