This week’s Us magazine has EXCLUSIVE new photos of Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal taking a “romantic” post-Thanksgiving walk in Brooklyn last weekend. In the photos (or, rather, photo, since I’m only seeing the cover), Taylor has her arm slung around Jake’s shoulder in a way I have never seen people do when they walk, but what do I know about walking? Maybe this is the hot new way to walk.

In any case, I am going to walk outside and take a victory lap after writing this, the single finest post on The Hairpin.