by Liz Colville
OK, at least they don’t “tone your butt,” but what are these creations, Footstickers? They’re only conceptual for now, and really not so different from those Vibram FiveFingers “barefoot” walking/running devices that all my East Bay compatriots go relaxedly capering around in. Except these ones don’t make you look like frogs; they just make you look like you’re wearing bandages to protect strange foot phenomena like warts.
Oh and wait, there’s more. The concept appears to come in at least three models: Woman Yoga, Woman Combat Cardio, and Woman Dance. Thanks. Thanks a lot. Those are my three sports. [Via]