Choo Choo! People Are Having Sex on the Subway

A couple in Vienna were filmed having sex on a crowded train, and then yesterday a couple on the L train in New York were photographed with their hands in each other’s pants. What? People should just have sex in their houses. Everyone needs to just be normal, and nice, and not have sex on the train. Go to your house, lock the door, and stay there. Everyone needs to just stay in their house.