Would You Put Sugar in Your Vagina?
Some Real Housewives of Atlanta would and do, explaining that sugar — both granulated and powdered — makes their “vajayjays” “sticky” and “sweet.” (Something something Def Leppard, something something river of vomit.) Also, what is Kandi referring to when she says “it works!” It works in what way? One thing it almost certainly works at is giving you yeast infections, as “yeast infections thrive on sugar,” so this is a recipe (literally, a one-ingredient recipe) for disaster. (Quietly: Unless there’s something I’m missing, in which case please tell me.) [Via]