The Unintentionally Hilarious Red Riding Hood Trailer
Or, children’s fairy tale becomes tween melodrama about billowy clothes and an amusingly asexual doll-boy whose hair looks like this:
Haha! This is making me laugh. Give the 12-year-olds what they want! Long blonde hair and soft, pretty boys, and girl-names that sound like they just got made up and VILLAGES and towers and STORMS and HEAVY DRESSES, and places to run through, panting and distraught. And kissing! And secret dangers, and ARRANGED MARRIAGES, OH NO oh yes OH NO oh yes oh yes!