Thanksgiving Fallout?

Hi! Anyone have any Thanksgiving disasters/miracles they’d like to share? Although this didn’t happen yesterday, one of my favorites is when my mom asked a boyfriend (or, a friend that was a man) to join us for Thanksgiving dinner, and right before the meal started she asked, “Whooo’s starving?” and this dude, without skipping a beat, says, “Betsy, I could never call myself starving when there are so many truly starving people in the world.” LOLOL, it was a really fun meal. Anyway, this is a Safe Space for anything you’ve got. Complete silence is fine, too. Expected, even!