Shoes Are Getting So Tall!
Look, it’s the nine-inch Sky Heel, the shoe so tall it looks like it has its own shoe at the bottom, and the “tallest shoe available to regular customers”! (Where are the taller shoes available to special customers? I want those shoes; I don’t want these stupid shoes.) Now, if only I could think of a celebrity who’s known for wearing tall shoes to reference in connection with these tall shoes. Hmmm. I don’t know! There probably aren’t any, so I will stop thinking.