Sad Single People Would Rather Have a Kiss Than a New Laptop

According to some heartwarming math, 59% of single people would prefer being kissed on New Year’s Eve to getting a new computer. (Maybe a lot of them already have a computer that’s really good?)

But if they’d been smarter, the single people should have said “a computer” and then arranged it so they kissed someone a few minutes after midnight on New Year’s Eve, so it would technically be January 1st and they’d have gotten the kiss and the new computer. Because I bet the new computers get handed out at midnight, which means you could go hide it or put it in a locker or whatever, and then come back and kiss someone, and they couldn’t take the computer away even if they saw, because you’d already have it, and it would be hidden.