Scientists Discover Fact About Popular Color
Put on your big red body cloak: A new study shows that not only do men find women in red more desirable, they like to physically get close to them. Closer and closer until they are inside of them, getting them pregnant. Which, scientists believe, is the human equivalent of male baboons being drawn to ovulating lady baboons whose skin has turned red. No studies have been done on whether women are drawn to men in … boner-colored clothing? Sorry, I don’t know. Definitely not that.
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